Lady Gaga dancing in a hot dog custume.
this will forever make me roll on the floor laughing i swear
ARTPOP sounds like it was recorded in an igloo made of cocaine and feels like diving headfirst into the most glorious extremes of her narcissism and pretentiousness. It’s gleaming and glamorous and relentlessly ecstatic, as if all the chords were just slamming down the buttons on every pleasure center in your brain at once. Gaga makes her own reality, and even if this album flops horribly, she has created a world in which she will always be a superstar.
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Yummy strawbs & dragonfruit #fruitbowl breakfast earlier this morning! I’m definitely a little bit in love w/ dragon fruits.
Fruit is so beautiful!
I’ve been feeling so terrible these past few weeks but today has taught me that I can hide my sadness and making other people happy makes me happy so I guess that’s progress. I have so many wonderful people around me and I need to remind myself of that. I still don’t feel like I can truly confide in anyone but knowing I have people who love and support me means so much and has gotten me through today alright.
Quick & Easy Moves to Get in Shape: These gifs are great for learning new workouts! #4 is amazing! http://dailyinterestingtips.com/quick-easy-moves-to-get-in-shape
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
Get off and dip off
Can’t stop laughing
my botm - mitchlions
redheadfit - previous botm
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I’ve sort of talked to my Mum about it but I just feel like I can’t articulate what’s going in my head well enough for her to fully understand it because I can barely understand it myself. But thank you, it means a lot :) xxxxx